Living near Portland OR, I was one of the lucky few that got to be near the path of totality for the ApocEclipse. People around a hundred miles away were coming from all parts of the country and paying up to $1500 a night for a chance at a couple minutes of darkness. Since my apartment was at an area of over 99% obscurity, I chose to take a walk in the park instead of enduring dangerous freeway stops on I-5. As someone who was already in the path of the eclipse, I didn’t have to do much to see it, while other people took days off over a year in advance. But was it worth all the trouble for them? And should you be planning for your great grandkids to return to Earth and fly to the North Pole in 2090? Read on to find out!
This question will determine your future career as an author:
Yes or No: Pineapples on Pizza?
Yes. There is no other way.
So, Deanna, the title of your book, Ending Fear, it’s more than meets the eye, right? How did you come up with it?
The book is about a girl named Fear, and yes, she is afraid. It does have the double meaning of course, so I thought it was a bit clever. Probably not that clever. But I tried.
Since this name relates to a character, are you giving us a major spoiler right upfront?
Well, you will have to read the book to find that out because SPOILERS SUCK!
Lots of authors go through an agent, then the agent gets them a publisher. You seemed to skip right over that. How did you get so amazing?
No amazingness to behold. I did have two agents interested, but I got the publishing contract offered through a small publisher called Love2ReadLove2Write, so I took that rather than going through an agent. I figured, okay, one is going to take years possibly to get my book published and then they take some of my money, or I can get it published now and keep all my money. The decision was fairly simple. I get how rare my situation is. I can only point to the Big Man Upstairs on that one.
Revisions. Those must have happened, right? How different is the final product than the original?
Well, it’s the same story essentially. I haven’t had to do anything drastic like change the plot or alter the storyline. Nor did I have to get rid of any characters or anything like that. But the edits.
OH MAN, those edits. Lots and lots and lots of editing. So while the story has been added to, it’s essentially the same story, just much better fleshed out and worded much better. That took a lot of learning, researching, and effort.
I know you were able to see Ending Fear in its earlier stages as my FASTEST beta reader! (Thanks again for that, BTW) But I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with how it turned out in its polished, final stage. At least I hope you will.
Do you have a private office for writing with a bunch of bookshelves and a ladder on wheels? Or do you write somewhere not as cool?
Definitely not as cool. I write mainly at my kitchen table. Yeah. No massive bookshelves and definitely no ladders on wheels. Only in my dreams. Sigh. Now I need to go watch Beauty and the Beast.
How much input do you get for the front and back cover? Did you patrol the streets and find some random girl and say “Her, that’s Fear!” and corner her for a picture?
Ha! That’s awesome. Nope. I wish I could have found someone off the streets. Imagine the person’s surprise at being randomly offered the spot on front cover of a book!
My publisher and my cover artist Sara Helwe actually did most of it. But I did get to help with opinions. Mainly, “Yes,” “No,” or “I don’t know” type input.
There was one funny situation where I swear Fear had a little pimple on her face and I kept telling my publisher and cover designer and they couldn’t see it on their copies of the picture. But for some reason when the picture went through Facebook Messenger to me it messed up the pixels enough that there was one spot where she had a “blemish.” Luckily the zit didn’t end up on the front cover. J
Amazon’s page is teasing readers with “Book One of the Gliding Lands.” Does this mean Books 2 and 3 (Or 7 for Potter style) are already in the works? (Or have a draft or two done?)
I have the second book done but not polished. The next few months will be devoted to polishing it up. And then, book three will get drafted after (or possibly during) that. I honestly already have about 50 pages done of the third book as well. But the second book needs about 50 more pages, so maybe I should just shove all that third book stuff into the second? Huh? What do you think?
Does it feel nice to respond to skeptical Downers with “Yes, I write actual books” as your job?
Hehehe. I see what you did there.
Honestly haven’t run into many Downers who’ve said that to me. Probably because I was a SAHM for so long and didn’t have a job. So now, people are just like, “Oh, you’re writing? That’s so cute!” Yeah…maybe someday we writers will get someone to take us seriously.
When you aren’t writing, do you prefer reading books or doing Mensa Brainteasers?
*Looks up Mensa Brainteasers* Oh. Nope. No high-IQ over here.
Book reading is always pretty important to a writer, I’d say. But honestly I prefer having tea with chimps. It’s just more fun all around.
Do you regularly do work in an Adult Onesy?
All. The. Time. How did you know? *Checks for hidden cameras around the house.*
How does it feel to be doing what you love?
Amazing. Spectacular. Phenomenal. There’s really nothing better.
They say once you start getting paid for doing what you love it loses its magic. I just don’t see that happening with writing. It’s something once you start becomes a huge part of who you are. To stop now would be like ripping a giant piece out of my heart. And that would sting. Quite a bit.
Thanks for the interview, it was so awesome to be a part of your blog! Truly appreciate you giving me the opportunity.
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Be sure to pick up your copy of Ending Fear on July 18th on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073G8Y5MZ/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
Heads up all! On July 10th I’ll be posting an interview for Deanna Fugett’s upcoming book Ending Fear, releasing on July 18, 2017. I was an early beta reader and gave some input on a draft some time ago, and I’m excited to see read the polished version!
The back cover description is below:
Recently, I read The Go-Giver by Bob Burg and John David Mann. And even though it’s a tool hijacked by Amway recruiters, it has some solid principles of good business strategies that I’ve always personally stood by. But what about the writing itself? Not so great. While it’s a world I don’t plan on entering, it got me to think about writing, and how if you want to use writing as a business (aka, make money with it) some of the ideas translate well to quality writing.
They have 5 laws of “Stratospheric Success”, which I’ll draw from to make “The Laws of Stratospheric Novel Writing”(No aliens required). To keep it simple, I’ll only use three. And like many laws, you break it, you buy it.
As easy as this sounds, it’s one a lot of people have a hard time following. As a youngling, I was one of them. I remember writing stories growing up and being obsessed with the Flesch reading ease test and the grading level it gave in Word. But since this isn’t actual people, but a program (and an old one at the time), it’s not like it could actually read or interpret my words. So how do they do it? With MATH!
206.835 – (1.015 x Average words per sentence) – (84.6 x Average syllables per word) = Readability Ease
And for grade level,
0.39 x Average words per sentence +11.8 x Average syllables per word -15.59
So obvious, how could I miss it? 206.835, of course! Using MATH to figure out if words make sense! I wonder if the reverse is true…?
∫0x = Wow! It is!
And trying to adjust my writing to increase my grade level to make me feel smarter did no favors to the writing. Phrases like “As soon as he had a grand enough inferno initiated” for starting a campfire doesn’t do much good for he, the fire, or the reader.
This is often the case when authors try to write to please someone else. And whether that someone else is your friends, publishers, or an imaginary audience, changing to try to fit someone else’s ideals usually means lower quality for everyone. And if you don’t believe me, agent Chip MacGregor touched up on this in a recent blog post.
2. Take constructive criticism
This is mostly for trying to get your work published, since if you’re writing for fun or for yourself, who cares what anyone else says? Giant pizza-cats planning to turn the universe into a litter box from within the sun’s core? Sure.
But for query letters, competitions, and the like, if you want someone to look at it and they have an idea to improve it, it could be for the best. Of course, some people will find problems in everything, even Jack Black’s best song in the world. So when that happens, look back at number 1; are they trying to change the story to something that’s no longer yours? You might be better off ignoring it. But if they genuinely want to help you make your story better, keep the advice in mind.
While it’s true that a solid way to get better at your own writing is to read, there’s another reason for that. You want people to read your work, right? Other people want the same! Wow! What a coincidence!
Reading other authors helps in a lot of ways. It helps them feel valued. Or get a bigger paycheck. But it also helps you. You can get positive inspiration–things that you’ll want to add to your own writing–or negative inspiration–things you definitely don’t want in your own writing–that will improve your writing either way. Plus it can give your Netflix queue a break.
And always remember, vigilantes break the laws for the greater good!
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It was a pleasantly warm day. Sunny, but not hot. Tom loved these kinds of days the most, the kind of day that was too nice to stay indoors.
In fact, it was such a nice day that Tom thought he’d take a stroll to the park. The park! There were swing sets and slides and picnic tables and all kinds of fun. Tom had just made up his mind when he remembered what a drag it was to walk all the way to the park. If only he had a way to get there faster… Continue reading
Video Games can teach you a lot of things about life that you just can’t learn anywhere else. Here are 55 things they have taught me that will stick with me my entire life. Feel free to add anything!
1. If you have over 50% body fat, your lifespan actually increases. You can be sliced, stabbed, kicked, punched, shot, or even walk out of an explosion. Obesity saves lives.
2. If you get shot, simply hide behind a wall for about 10 seconds and you can go about your life as if nothing happened. Feel free to repeat as often as necessary.
3. If injured, merely touch the first aid kit and be healed! No procedure or contents required!
4. Your lifelong friends will betray you for money eventually. Just give it time.
5. Thugs paid to work for a villainous cause are undeterred. They will even chase after you if the building they are in is rigged to explode in seconds.
6. Only people on your side can ever change their mind about their beliefs. A little bit of cash can bring out the devil.
7. The 1998 Lions will beat the Broncos every time.
8. John Elway can repeatedly run 100 yards and make a touchdown.
9. Beware of the mastermind. They may look old and feeble, but sitting in their chair all day makes them more formidable hand to hand fighters than a black belt.
10. The more you hurt someone, the faster, stronger, and more versatile they become.
11. There is always room on your body to carry another gun.
12. The clone of you is always more powerful in every way.
13. If someone throws a red turtle shell at you, turn a corner immediately!
14. Eating food cures injuries. This includes bullet wounds, broken bones, and anything that doesn’t kill you.
15. Certain birds have feathers that can bring someone back to life.
16. There is, in fact, a mushroom that can make you triple in size immediately.
17. Magazines are negligible when loading guns. Only the amount of bullets matter.
18. Untrained tweens can destroy a tyrannical empire. They learn to fight along the way.
19. The military always screws over their best men to make them even tougher… And they always seek vengeance.
20. A one-winged airplane can be fixed midflight by touching a hologram.
21. If you jump off of certain objects just the right way and land at just the right place, they will bounce you a thousand feet in the air. You will land unharmed.
22. You can freeze time and assess the situation whenever it feels necessary.
23. There are ancient ruins in every forest.
24. Rattlesnakes love to hide in antiques.
25. It is possible to get a doctorate before becoming a teenager.
26. Children can run through hundreds of monsters and demons unscathed. Adults must fight them off. It sucks to grow up.
27. You can retry unwanted events to make them turn out better at will.
28. If you punch the ground hard enough, you can actually send out a shockwave that can kill everything.
29. Front flips and cartwheels make bullets pass right through you.
30. Ken Griffey Jr. can hit a home run every time as long as he has time to point to the fence.
31. If you hit a golf ball right in the sweet spot as hard as you can, it will start on fire.
32. Anyone who shows you a burn is a liar. Fire doesn’t leave any traces. But it still hurts.
33. 1 in 10 people look exactly the same. They even wear the same clothes.
34. Flight can be attained by attaching a raccoon tail to your butt and running fast, then jumping.
35. Bullets can be found frequently in the corners of warehouses or abandoned office buildings.
36. Wooden boxes always hold valuable objects.
37. You can run twice as fast as normal by stepping on certain floor panels.
39. The more attractive a person, the better they fight.
40. It is easy to sprint in heels and a dress.
41. Men in standard military uniforms are stupid and die from fender benders.
42. The color of a person’s clothes determines what weapon they will carry.
43. A Smith and Wesson Revolver does the equivalent damage of a tank shell.
44. You can tap someone on the shoulder and hide in a box and they’ll never know there was anyone there. Seriously.
45. Dead people’s bodies dissolve into ammunition.
46. A flipped over vehicle always explodes.
47. Gravity can be changed by pulling a lever.
48. All places that conduct research are fitted with a self-destruct module.
49. There is a substance that can heal someone in critical condition or even bring them back to life the moment it enters the bloodstream.
50. Millions of square miles of cities filled with mercenaries and fortresses filled with all manner of rooms can be built in minutes. Too bad roads don’t get repaired that fast.
51. Putting away library books always leads to something good.
52. Everyone speaks English. Even aliens, zombies, nazis, and animals.
53. People will wait an eternity for you to respond to a question without getting impatient.
54. You can keep a 5000-pound dragon in a 10cc red and white ball
55. NEVER attack a chicken
Tom loved his mama.
Being the only animal in the house, Tom savored every morsel of attention he could snatch. Tom and Mama spent lots of time together. She let him curl up with him at nights. She took him out walking and to the beach. She even let him lick right off of the spoon.
Tom loved his mama.
But one day, his mama got a call. Rinnnnng rinnnnng! Rinnnnng rinnnnng! Rinnnnng rinnnnng! Tom never did like the ringer. Mama would ignore him when she was on the ringer. She’d push him away when he wanted attention. But he got used to it.
This time was different.
This time, Mama put down the ringer and Tom dashed over and rubbed against her. Puurrrrrrrr! But Mama still ignored him. He tried again. She still didn’t move. Tom hated the ringer! Finally, Tom stood up and stretched his paws up as high as he could and looked at her.
Mama picked him up.
“Tom, Mama just got the call she’s been waiting for! Mama’s going to be a real-live author!” Tom purred proudly. Mama’s persistence paid off! He knew how much this meant for her.
But then Mama looked sad.
“Mama’s gonna have to go away for awhile.” Tom’s ears fell back. “But don’t worry! Mama will make sure someone will come by and keep you company. Mama will be back in no time! You’ll just love auntie!”
The next day, Mama left. “Don’t forget about me!” She called out. As soon as Mama got in that yellow beast, Auntie stepped in the house and closed the door behind her.
Tom didn’t know what to think about Auntie. But when she started making chocolate cake, Tom’s favorite, he thought it wouldn’t be so bad.
He was wrong.
“Oh no, Auntie don’t let no cats in the kitchen! Get!”
Tom was surprised. Mama always let him in the kitchen. That night, Tom slept in the cat bed for the first time in his life.
The next day, Tom thought he would give Auntie another chance. Until they showed up. Auntie had her own friends. And they decided this was their house.
These monsters chased him.
They bullied him.
And they wouldn’t let him play.
Tom didn’t know what to do. This had always been his house, but then these bullies…! It wasn’t fair! Why did he have to be bullied? Why did he have to do whatever they said?
How could they be so mean? Why did they have to be in charge? Tom didn’t know what to do. Mama was gone. He didn’t have any friends.
Tom was lonely.
The monsters, they liked being in charge. It was fun. Tom didn’t know what it felt like. Was it really as fun as they made it seem? If only he had someone to tease…
That’s when he finally saw a friend.
The only problem?
No one else could.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? No? What about someone you know? Probably. These friends are made for many reasons, but we often think of them as being a kid thing.
But what about animals?
Ever see your cat or dog stare at the wall when nothing’s there? Sure, it could be a ghost or a portal to an evil dimension. Or it could be something benign.
If animals are people too, it’s only right that they create these friends just like many of us. Drawing from Tom and Jerry and all their crazy antics I used the comics (yes they have comics too, but then again, what doesn’t?)
Ol’ Tom Cat got into a lot of trouble over the years, didn’t he? Chasing that little turd around trying to get him out of the house once and for. Or maybe, he was never chasing a mouse at all. Maybe, he was chasing something bigger. Maybe, he was chasing… Himself. (!)
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Had some time to read the Kindle First book this month (Finally!), and chose The Breaking Light by Heather Hansen. Unfortunately, pesky work made me late to the party so I missed out on the first page, so no top review this time… Yet! You can see it onsite HERE: