SEO (Satirical Engaging Odes)

The world of SEO is rife with weird shortcuts and crazy ways to get pages to rank. It used to be that the more ridiculous it sounded, the more successful it would be. “Call Plumber Phoenix best Plumbers Phoenix that Pipes Broken Phoenix!”

Luckily, Google’s gotten a little better lately and now claims to rank pages that actually matter. But there’s a lot of old ones floating around the web, and part of my job is to fix those up.

Some of those are so terrible, it’s amazing. And that’s what this section of the site is about. Only I’m changing Search Engine Optimization into Satirical Engaging Odes.