Homemade Almond Milk

Let’s get this out of the way: Yes, almonds can be milked. Not like cows. But by SCIENCE. By the end of the process, without really doing anything, the final product looks like milk. A strange Phenomenon.

Anyway, there’s a couple of things you need. If you read the Things to Buy post, you’ll know that I mentioned getting a Vitamix. If you don’t have one, a different, not as good high-powered blender will work, but you’ll need one that’s pretty powerful to chop the almonds.

stick-blender

Yeah, this won’t work.

All right, so this one is pretty simple.

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Lifesaving recipe: Healthy Pizza Dough

Pizza. Proof that humanity is on a different plane than the animals. And the reason we haven’t consumed each other; we’re too busy consuming pizza instead.

Pizzaless World

A pizzaless world

I make a good pizza. A really good pizza. Like, good enough to end Batman and Superman’s fight from ever starting. It’s a perfectly-crafted recipe slowly developed over 500 different attempts, each one slightly modified from the last, with successes and failures, and now the only reason to order in is for a quick fix.
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