Bachelor Seattle

Bachelor Seattle

*Disclaimer: No, I’m not single, I’m happily married, but this is how an old school SEO dating page would look!*

Bachelor Seattle

With D. Thomas Clark, you’ll get the best Bachelor Seattle around. With over 25 years experience in Bachelor Seattle, I have a driver’s license and am insured to help with all of your Bachelor Seattle needs. When you’re looking for Bachelor Seattle to date, you don’t want to deal with just any type of single guy. You want someone that will provide good conversation, has a steady job, and works with you to provide the best Bachelor Seattle experience anywhere around. Date me now to find out how this Bachelor Seattle is just what you’re looking for.

Get the Bachelor Seattle you deserve

Some Bachelors Seattle don’t listen when you talk about yourself. I do. I take note of appropriate conversational cues and respond respectfully and appropriately. As the best Bachelor Seattle, I talk for the right amount of time using only top-quality topics. You don’t have to worry about bulling lulls of awkward silence, because as the ideal Bachelor Seattle I know what to say and when.

As the prime Bachelor Seattle, you can expect amazing datesBachelor Seattle

  • Movies
  • Plays
  • Concerts
  • Dinner
  • Sporting Events
  • Bars
  • Art Galleries
  • Musuems
  • Walks
  • Wine Tastings
  • Carriage Rides
  • And much more!

Things you can expect from the top Bachelor Seattle

  • A safe driving experience. With minimal traffic infractions, you can expect a safe ride to any destination with this Bachelor Seattle.
  • Extensive usage of Compliments at the right time including laughing at jokes, and noticing alterations in appearance.
  • Friendliness that won’t be beat. This Bachelor Seattle is friendly with you alone or with your friends. Date me now.

A Certified Bachelor Seattle that won’t be beat

When you’re looking for a bachelor that will do things right, look no further than this single guy. With 24-hour availability, this Bachelor Seattle will answer your calls or texts at any time, day or night. Still not sure? Call or contact me today for a free first date with the premier Bachelor Seattle.

Tom and __________

Tom and ___________

Have you ever had an imaginary friend? No? What about someone you know? Probably. These friends are made for many reasons, but we often think of them as being a kid thing.

But what about animals?

Ever see your cat or dog stare at the wall when nothing’s there? Sure, it could be a ghost or a portal to an evil dimension. Or it could be something benign.

If animals are people too, it’s only right that they create these friends just like many of us. Drawing from Tom and Jerry and all their crazy antics I used the comics (yes they have comics too, but then again, what doesn’t?)

Ol’ Tom Cat got into a lot of trouble over the years, didn’t he? Chasing that little turd around trying to get him out of the house once and for. Or maybe, he was never chasing a mouse at all. Maybe, he was chasing something bigger. Maybe, he was chasing… Himself. (!)

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Tom and __________

Aww, isn’t he precious?!